Basically, here's what happened:
Yesterday (January 23rd) a large sunspot erupted (1402) causing a long-duration M9-class solar flare (almost an X-flare, which is the most powerful kind).
This is called a coronal mass ejection, basically meaning a huge chunk of the sun's atmosphere is currently being hurled towards Earth... You can see what this looks like in the picture above, taken by NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory, using extreme ultraviolet flash. This coronal mass ejection (or CME) is moving relatively quickly, at 2200 km a second! It is expected to hit earth today at 14:18UT (+/- 7 hours). There could be interferences with satellites, radios, power grids, airline routes and other such things. Here is a video showing what happened:
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving Astronomical thoughts his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
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His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as Astronomical thoughts sits, head in hands.
Finally, Astronomical thoughts looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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ReplyDeleteAstronomical thoughts: I was on here checking the weather on the Weather Network last night, and something interesting caught my eye in their 'top news' section at the bottom of the screen... Magnetic storm to hit Earth Tuesday! This is supposed to be the strongest geomagnetic storm in over 6 years!
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